Dubstep Succubus by Aaron Siverling

Author:Aaron Siverling
Language: eng
Format: mobi, epub
Published: 2019-10-10T04:00:00+00:00

Chapter Ten: Death, Is Only The Beginning, To Respawning. Wait, I Think I Misquoted That.

David said no. I said you're not the boss of me! He said his orders were to escort us to the meeting safely. I said orders smorters. He said it was his duty. I said he could take his orders and shove them where he usually excreted his duty.

The conversation when downhill from there.

The voice in my head was getting louder and louder and I wanted to get to the bottom of whatever was going on. Even if I had to dig down to it with my bare claws

I just hoped I didn't dig myself into a hole so deep that I fell into a cave with exploding green monster thingies while skeletons shot at me with arrows and laughing people threw poison bottles at me.

I hated it when that happens.

So there I was, striding not so stealthily down the alley, alert and ready for action. So quick and light in my feet that any adversary would be amazed at my awesome amazingness.

Then I saw him, standing at the dead end of the alley with a confused look on his face.

“Umm, you know you're saying all that aloud, right?”

“He said with a dumbfounded look on his face. Then, I thought to myself, his face was less ‘founded’ and more of the other part. But I didn't want to upset him so kept that opinion to myself ”

“Hey! I call insult!”

“He claims insult but I have yet to insult him. I have not so much as spoken a single word to him. I have not even thought an insult towards him. Merely a perfectly accurate description of his expression.”

“Oh, you think you're funny? Real funny! I know who you are Ruin!”

“Ah, I finally understand. He has taken it upon himself to punish me for something that is obviously not my fault. Liken to the Punishers of old. Despite all logic he has decided to trust the word of an Overseer. The poor sad sack of sap. So I stood straight and tall and with fearless manliness asked, are you? The one who summoned me?”

“His face looked less and less ‘founded’ by the second. Then his face screwed up in anger. Or constipation. Possibly both.”

“He tries to speak but I cut him off saying, Dude. Relax. Just tell me what I want to know and I'll just - “

“Shut up!”

“He yells ‘shut up’ at me."

"SHUT UP! SHUT UP!"

"He says it twice more in quick succession, at an unnecessarily loud volume. As if that would make a difference. He flips open a surprisingly nice looking butterfly knife with a flourish made to compensate for his lack of skill. Hmm, the blade appears to be glowing. One wonders if - ”

“Okay, forget this! Kill him!”

“I look behind me and to my complete and utter lack of shock, two others with the same constipated expressions come out from behind the trash they were hiding in. I put my back against the wall to keep all three in sight.

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